Professional Overthinker T-Shirt — “Certified Since Birth” Funny Brain Graphic Tee
Black / S
$33.99
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Heavy, soft, and a little sarcastic — this garment-dyed tee carries a quietly worn-in look that matches the kind of person who thinks three steps ahead (and then some). A cartoon brain in glasses is perched at a desk beneath the bold words “PROFESSIONAL OVERTHINKER,” with thought bubbles floating above — the graphic is playful but honest. The relaxed, heavyweight cotton drape feels lived-in from day one, and the muted, garment-dyed color gives each shirt subtle variation that pairs easily with jeans, hoodies, or a favorite couch. Wear it to low-key meetups, late-night study sessions, or when your brain refuses to stop taking the scenic route through every possible outcome — this tee reads like your inner monologue, but louder and more comfortable.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for soft, lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a supple, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk fabric
- Tubular, seamed-free knit and double-needle stitching for durability
- Sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label, and available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Professional Overthinker T-Shirt — “Certified Since Birth” Funny Brain Graphic Tee
$33.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for soft, lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a supple, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk fabric
- Tubular, seamed-free knit and double-needle stitching for durability
- Sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label, and available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean